"Mom, I don't want to open or see my presents, I just want to you tell me what they look like. How many days is it til Christmas now?"
"I'm going to be a mermaid when I grow up. I'm going to swim in the ocean and open those things and get balls from them to make bracelets and necklaces."
"Do you mean pearls from oysters?"
"Yes! That's what I meant!"