Dear Parents Who Sent Your Sick Child to Nursery Last Week,

  Thank you so much for the cold that your child gave Tillie.  It's been great fun wiping her nose with Boogie Wipes 35 times a day.  I've also enjoyed the late night wake-ups Tillie has given me because she just didn't feel good.

  Thanks for infecting Tillie, so that she in turn could give me a cold.  No, I don't mind.  It's been delightful.  I didn't have anything important to do -- like visiting Mabel Rose in the NICU today and meeting her for the first time.

sincerely,
  Amber

p.s. Boogie Wipes are actually pretty awesome though.